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Toad needs your help!

A pretender to the Sigma Throne has appeared.

- The Dastardly Duke Andrew the Taintless and his Goon Squad threaten us all!

- Every download of this mod is another soldier in Toad's Army of Alphas.

But why should you help him reclaim his birthright? Well, here's why:

• Toad is, in fact, the true heir to the Kingdom of Ohio.
• Toad's grindset is without equal, he is First Amongst Sigmas.
• Unlike the pretender, he truly Mogs his people, and will Stan them no matter what.
• Toad's very face can be found in the Urban Dictionary, alongside the "W" entry.
• Toad has never taken a single L, unlike his opponent.
• Baby Gronk himself has endorsed Toad's candidacy, so maybe you should too!
• The succession is assured with Toad on the throne, for his Rizz is without equal.
• If you help him, the King Elect promises to revitalize the economy by lowering your Fanum Taxes!
• To this day, no one has beaten his World Record in Glizzy Gobblin', a whopping 420 glizzies consumed in under 2 minutes!
• Toad is ALWAYS Goated with the Sauce.
• None can perform the Sacred Griddy like he can!

And even if YOU can't join personally, you can still donate by pressing F to help him farm Bitcoin!

Join the fight against liberalization TODAY!

And lastly, report any signs of Simping in your vicinity, because it could be the work of the Goon Squad!

Call 1-800-GYATT and alert the BDF (Beta Defense Force) at the slightest hint of suspicion.